Silent Spice

Know exactly where your iOS app stands — before you rebuild or rehire.

A senior-level audit of your app's architecture, performance, and App Store readiness. You get a written report and a prioritized action plan — fixed price, starting at $495 with 3-day delivery.

Hi — I'm Lismond B. Silent Spice is my studio, and I do every audit personally.

  • 14+ years shipping for Apple platforms
  • 8 years leading iOS development at Realm — church management apps serving 50,000 churches
  • 2 years building retail apps for Verizon's largest authorized retailer
  • Today: an independent consulting practice, plus my own apps on the App Store

Three areas, each examined against the standard I hold my own shipped apps to.

Architecture

  • Module boundaries and the dependency graph
  • Testability — can this code be tested without the network and the UI?
  • Consistency of the MVVM / state-management approach

Performance

  • Launch time and main-thread stalls
  • Memory leaks and retain cycles
  • Scrolling, rendering, and battery hot spots

App Store readiness

  • Review-guideline violations, found before Apple finds them
  • Privacy labels checked against what the app actually collects
  • Entitlements, permission strings, and crash-on-review risks

Three steps. No discovery workshops, no scope creep.

You share access.

A read-only repo invite, or a buildable archive / TestFlight build — whatever you're comfortable with. NDA welcome.

I audit and write the report.

I read your code the way a new senior hire would — looking for what's subtly wrong, not just what's broken.

You get a prioritized action plan.

Findings ranked by impact and effort, so you know what to fix first — and what to safely ignore. The Advanced tier adds a 60-minute review call and a pairing session.

Pick your audit. Fixed scope, fixed price, no hourly meter.

Starter

$495

Single-area audit — one of the three areas, you pick the one that hurts.

  • Written report + prioritized action plan
  • Source-code review included
  • 3-day delivery · 1 revision
Book the Starter audit — $495

Advanced

$1,795

Full audit + working session — everything in Standard, plus hands-on follow-through.

  • 60-minute review call to walk the findings
  • Remediation pairing session on your top finding
  • 7-day delivery · 1 revision
Book the Advanced audit — $1,795

Prefer escrow? This audit is also available on Upwork, where the practice holds a 5.0 rating.

I don't just audit other people's apps — I ship my own to the same bar, and they're on the App Store today.

What do I need to provide?

Read-only access to your repo, or a buildable archive. That's it. App Store Connect access helps for the readiness review but isn't required.

Will you sign an NDA?

Yes. Send yours, or I can provide a simple mutual one.

My app is Objective-C or years old — is that a problem?

No — that's often where an audit pays off most. 14+ years on Apple platforms covers plenty of Objective-C, UIKit, and migration work.

What happens after the audit?

You own the report and the action plan. Hand it to your team, use it to vet a hire, or bring it back to me — it's written so any senior developer can execute it.

Do you do the fixes too?

Yes. Audits often lead to follow-on engagements, and the action plan is scoped so that's easy to price. No obligation either way.

How is this different from a code review?

A code review looks at a change; an audit looks at the whole app — structure, performance, and store readiness — and tells you what matters in what order.

Questions before booking? Send a message.

Prefer email? support@silentspice.com · Prefer to talk? Book a 30-minute call.

Get a clear picture before you commit.

A rebuild or a new hire is a five-figure decision. The audit is a fixed-price way to make it with your eyes open.